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On civilization. Long long ago some ape-man must have looked at his life, his existence, his family, his tribe, the world around him, and thought, "What the hell are we all doing here?" Cuz all this business with being born and growing up and procreating and surviving is, let's be honest, some pretty strange shit. And inquisitive minds want to know just where the heck it's all going. So the ape-man formed a committee and announced that we're all gonna keep this existence thing going until we figure it out, find out who's behind it all, and kick his ass. He made some rules to ensure the survival of his peeples. Don't hurt nobody. Don't kill nobody. Don't steal. And don't smoke the funny grass. And if you violate these rules, we will hurt you and kill you and steal your grass. It sounded like a good idea at the time, and the same rules survive to this very day with few modifications.
-T.

Absolutamente genial. O melhor resumo para o conceito de Estado que já vi.