Sniping Humor

Murphy´s laws for a sniper:

If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
If the enemy is within range, so are you.
Incoming fire always has the right of way.
What can be seen can be hit, what can be hit can be killed.
There is no such thing as an atheist in a firefight

Simple as that

There is always a way.
The best way is never the easy way.
The easy way is always mined.
The important things are always simple; the simple things are always hard

Random Quotes

Sniper's motto: "Reach out and touch someone."

Sniper's philosophy: "If you run, you'll only die tired."

You are not Superman (Marines and fighter pilots take note).

Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.

The buddy system is essential to your survival -- it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Never share a fighting position with anyone braver than yourself.

Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing.

If you can't remember, then the Claymore is pointed at you.

If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.

If your advance is going really well, you are walking into an ambush.

If your attack is going really well, you are IN an ambush.

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Murphy was a grunt.