"We got deathstar! WE GOT DEATHSTAR!"

   Coisinhas surreais como essa me deixam feliz. Nada como mesmo estando gripado, se sentindo sozinho, e repensando decisões de vida - principalmente relativas a amizades - tropeçar num fan-film de starwars contando como Lord Vader se revelou pai de Luke através de um "clip" gangsta.


A jedi gotta do what a Jedi got to do!!!

Lyrics

Spoken Intro

Emperor: It's not the east or the west side...
Vader: No it's not!
Emperor: It's not the north or the south side...
Vader: No it's not!
Emperor: It's the Dark Side...
Vader: You are correct!
Emperor: Can't front on the Empire; to all you Vader haters out there: we'll blow your planet up!

Verse 1

Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?
Emperor: It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after.
Vader: But if he could be turned to the Dark Side...
Emperor: Yes, he'd be a powerful ally... another Dark Jedi...
Vader: He will join us or die. We got Death Star! (repeat 7 times)
Stormtroopers (echoing Vader): Death Star! (repeat 7 times)
Vader: And you know that we got it... (repeat once)
Stormtroopers: Death Star! (repeat once)
Spoken Interlude

Uncle Owen: Luke! Get yer' ass over here right now. Quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder. Where are dem two droids I asked ya ta clean boy? Did'ya clean yer' room?!

Verse 2

Luke: Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation. I cleaned the droids: can I go to the Tosche Station? I've got a layaway on a power converter, but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf-herder.
Ghost Obi-Wan: Luke! Use the Force and run... run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah. (repeat once)
Yoda: I'm Yoda, I'm a soldja. I mold ya then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes once the X-Wing rise.
Luke: Yoda, why you bein' a playa hata? You know that I still must confront Lord Vader.
Yoda: But Luke, not ready are you...
Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew. A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do, so now Vader: I'm comin' for you!
Spoken Interlude

Luke: Yeah, that's right R2, I just set a new course. We're goin' to Cloud City. (drinks alcoholic beverage) Ahh, that's mighty good gin an' tonic, why don't you mix me up another? (Things are about to get ugly.)$

Verse 3

Vader: Impressive, now release your anger! You must have sensed that your friends are in danger.
Luke: Owww! Why'd you slice off my hand?!
Vader: It's imperative that you understand! Obi-Wan would never bother... telling you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Vader: Then there's something I must reveal then, I'm your father, I'm your father (repeat 3 times).