Top IRC quotes

[Aegis] Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that
[Vyse] They still make those?
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[Zanthis(ALE)] AFK, tornado

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[blazemore] LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
[FlipTopBx] is it modded?
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[ltbs] SomeGirl: you have Pantera. It's a weird strain of Anthrax. You should also watch out for Sepultura, Megadeth, and Black Sabbath
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[maddox] You know what I hate? Programs that pretend like they're sentient beings. Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let you do that." Yeah? Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp
[professor] hahaha.
[maddox] "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal."
[maddox] no, "you" won't write anything because you can't. You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer who has seen 2001 too many fucking times.